document.write("<font style=\"font-size:12px\" face=\"arial\" color=\"#333333\">Things children teach you: If you use a waterbed as home plate while wearing baseball shoes it does not leak - it explodes</font><center><a href=\"http://www.zdaily.com/joke.htm\" style=\"text-decoration:none\" target=\"_top\"><font style=\"font-size:11px\" face=\"arial\" color=\"#006699\">Funny </a></font>")