document.write("<font style=\"font-size:12px\" face=\"arial\" color=\"#333333\">There were 2 old-maid sisters... both virgins. It\'s Friday night and Gladys looks at Betty and says, \"I\'m not going to die a virgin... I\'m going out and I\'m not coming home \'til I\'ve been laid!!\"  Finally at 2am the front door flies open. In runs Gladys... straight to the bathroom. \"Are you okay, Gladys??\" No answer, so Betty opens the door and there sits Gladys with her panties around her ankles, legs spread, looking intently at herself. \"What is it, Gladys??? What\'s wrong?\" asks Betty. \"Betty, it was 10 inches long when it went in... and 5 when it came out. When I find the other half you\'re gonna have the time of your life!!!\"</font><center><a href=\"http://www.zdaily.com/joke.shtml\" style=\"text-decoration:none\" target=\"_top\"><font style=\"font-size:11px\" face=\"arial\" color=\"#006699\">Yesterday's </a></font>")