document.write("<img src=\"http://www.zdaily.com/t/l1555.jpg\" align=\"right\" border=0> One man calls emergency: \'Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom.\' Five minutes later, \'Never mind, I found another one.\'  &nbsp;  <a href=\"http://www.zdaily.com/dailyafr.htm\" style=\"text-decoration: none;\" target=\"_top\"><font style=\"font-size:11px\" face=\"arial\" color=\"#006699\">Fullsize Pic ~ </a>")