Dog letter to God: "Dear God, Is it true that in Heaven, dining room tables have on-ramps?"
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What is a Chihuahua's favorite sport? Miniature golf.
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(On how many chihuahuas to change a lightbulb): "Yo quiero Taco Bulb."
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What kind of computers do chihuahuas like best? Lap-top.
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Why is it hard for Chihuahuas to type on a keyboard? They're all paws.
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Alsation: "What kind of computer do you want to buy?" Chihuahua: "One with a small byte."
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