"Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear." - Dave Barry
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Labs are terrible watchdogs. They express untrammeled joy at the chance to meet somebody new.
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Unwanted Crossbreed: Bloodhound + Labrador = Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly
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(On how many Labs to change a lightbulb): "Oh, me, me.... Puleeeeze let me change the light bulb. Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?"
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Lab Letter to God; "Dear God, A tennis ball falls in a forest with no Labs nearby. Does it make a sound?"
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Crossbreed: Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever >>> Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists
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