Clark Gable Hell, if I'd jumped on all the dames I'm supposed to have jumped on, I'd have had no time to go fishing.
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Woody Allen "Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love."
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Erma Bombeck The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
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Dolly Parton I was the first woman to burn my bra - it took the fire department four days to put it out.
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Cher A girl can wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones.
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George Burns "Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up."
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