Archived Sexy Funny Quotes

These funny quotes all have a sexual theme, humorous but never raunchy. Enjoy a bit of racy humor, as these famous folks describe funny sexy truths we all have experienced.
Clark Gable 
Clark Gable

Hell, if I'd jumped on all the dames I'm supposed to have jumped on, I'd have had no time to go fishing.
Woody Allen 
Woody Allen

"Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love."
Erma Bombeck 
Erma Bombeck

The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
Dolly Parton 
Dolly Parton

I was the first woman to burn my bra - it took the fire department four days to put it out.
Cher 
Cher

A girl can wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones.
George Burns 
George Burns

"Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up."