Ambrose BierceLove is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
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George Burns Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house.
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Lily TomlinIf love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
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Bill CosbyFatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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Erma BombeckI take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: 'Checkout Time is 18 years.'
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Robin WilliamsAh, yes, divorce from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
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