Zsa Zsa Gabor (married 9X) "I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house."
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Tallulah Bankhead It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.
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Erma Bombeck Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
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Joan Rivers I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes, and six months later you have to start all over again.
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Sharon Stone I drive with my knees. Otherwise, how can I put on my lipstick and talk on my phone?
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Whoopi Goldberg I don't have pet peeves, I have whole kennels of irritation.
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