Woody Allen "Work is the curse of the drinking classes."
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Winston Churchill I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
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Oscar Wilde The English country gentleman galloping after a fox - The unspeakable in full pursuit of the uneatable.
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Liberace When the reviews are bad I tell my staff that they can join me as I cry all the way to the bank.
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Bill Cosby Any man today who returns from work, sinks into a chair, and calls for his pipe is a man with an appetite for danger.
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Ambrose Bierce Definition of Peace (n): In international affairs, a period of cheating between two periods of fighting.
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