Daily Spam Haiku

Daily
Daily Dose
Leering old codger
Entreats young girl from doorway--
"Want a piece of SPAM...?"

...Jonathan Pollard


Random
Random Dose
Scavengers love it
Dumpster-strewn SPAM can innards
Taste like carrion

...Brian "Briku" Mitchell

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This daily serving of SPAM (you know, the semi-meat from a can) is just what the doctor ordered. While it may not cure all your ills, it is intended to lighten your day for a few moments.