A daily joke can brighten our days... of course, not every joke appeals to every one of us, but that is part of the fun, to anticipate a bit of humor and be pleased or to be mildly disappointed by today's offering. So, yesterday's funny joke is also provided, a daily dose of humor for you.
Joke of the Day
DAILY QUICK QUIP:Church Bulletin Board Item: This being Easter Sunday, we ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.
DAILY QUICK QUIP:A pastor noticed a man get up and leave during the middle of his sermon, then return just before the conclusion of the service. When asked afterwards by the pastor where he went, he replied: I went to get a haircut. Why didn't you do that before the service? Because I didn't need one then.
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