A daily joke can brighten our days... of course, not every joke appeals to every one of us, but that is part of the fun, to anticipate a bit of humor and be pleased or to be mildly disappointed by today's offering. So, yesterday's funny joke is also provided, a daily dose of humor for you.
Joke of the Day
DAILY QUICK QUIP:Written on a Gravestone:"As I am now, you soon shall be, So be content to follow me." Then someone taped the following note on that gravestone..."To follow you I'm not content, until I know which way you went!"
DAILY QUICK QUIP:WISDOM OF HOMER SIMPSON: "Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such."
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