A daily joke can brighten our days... of course, not every joke appeals to every one of us, but that is part of the fun, to anticipate a bit of humor and be pleased or to be mildly disappointed by today's offering. So, yesterday's funny joke is also provided, a daily dose of humor for you.
Joke of the Day
DAILY QUICK QUIP:You know it's going to be a boring church service when the ushers ask for your espresso order as they hand you a bulletin
DAILY QUICK QUIP:John rushes into his house and yells to his wife, "Martha, pack up your things. I just won the California lottery!" Martha replies, "Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?" John responds, "I don't care. Just so long as you're out of the house by noon!"
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