A daily joke can brighten our days... of course, not every joke appeals to every one of us, but that is part of the fun, to anticipate a bit of humor and be pleased or to be mildly disappointed by today's offering. So, yesterday's funny joke is also provided, a daily dose of humor for you.
Joke of the Day
DAILY QUICK QUIP:Signs of the Times: 1. In a dry cleaner's emporium, "Drop your pants here." 2. On a desk in a reception room, "We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left."
DAILY QUICK QUIP:Thank-you Poem: I must express my gratitude for such a lovely gift. Your thoughtfulness and taste is matched only by your thrift. It's clear that you spared all expense, if you catch my drift. Remove the anti-theft device when you again shoplift.
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