A daily joke can brighten our days... of course, not every joke appeals to every one of us, but that is part of the fun, to anticipate a bit of humor and be pleased or to be mildly disappointed by today's offering. So, yesterday's funny joke is also provided, a daily dose of humor for you.
Joke of the Day
DAILY QUICK QUIP:A priest advised Voltaire on his death bed to renounce the devil. Voltaire said, "This is no time to make new enemies."
DAILY QUICK QUIP:Why Men Should Be Built By Kodak: They would automatically shut off when they weren't being used. You wouldn't have to wait for them to recharge after each shot.
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