A daily joke can brighten our days... of course, not every joke appeals to every one of us, but that is part of the fun, to anticipate a bit of humor and be pleased or to be mildly disappointed by today's offering. So, yesterday's funny joke is also provided, a daily dose of humor for you.
Joke of the Day
DAILY QUICK QUIP:Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Darwin- "Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically dispositioned to cross roads."
DAILY QUICK QUIP:The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they're too old to do it..... Shirley MacLaine
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