A daily joke can brighten our days... of course, not every joke appeals to every one of us, but that is part of the fun, to anticipate a bit of humor and be pleased or to be mildly disappointed by today's offering. So, yesterday's funny joke is also provided, a daily dose of humor for you.
Joke of the Day
DAILY QUICK QUIP:Kids' Science Exams: When planets run around and around in circles, we say they are orbiting. When people do it, we say they are crazy.
DAILY QUICK QUIP:MAIDEN, n. A young person of the unfair sex addicted to clewless conduct and views that madden to crime. Ambrose Bierce "The Devil's Dictionary", 1911
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