A daily joke can brighten our days... of course, not every joke appeals to every one of us, but that is part of the fun, to anticipate a bit of humor and be pleased or to be mildly disappointed by today's offering. So, yesterday's funny joke is also provided, a daily dose of humor for you.
Joke of the Day
DAILY QUICK QUIP:How Dogs And Men Are The Same 1. Both take up too much space on the bed. 2. Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning. 3. Both are threatened by their own kind.
DAILY QUICK QUIP:How to Dominate Your Man: Return his phone calls after a delay -- if at all -- to show him who's in charge. When you do call him, don't feel obligated to stop talking with whomever is in the room with you.
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