QUICKIES: 1.HIM:"Why can't I tell when you have an orgasm?" HER: "Because you're never home when it happens." 2.Q: What do electric trains and women's breasts have in common? A: They were originally intended for children but it's the men who play with them the most. 3.Q: Why does it take 100 million sperm to fertilize one egg? A: Because they won't stop to ask directions.
WAYS TO KNOW YOU'VE HAD WILD SEX: 1 You've both gone down one clothing size. 2. You cancel your chiropractic appointment. There's nothing left to adjust. 3. You have to breathe into a brown paper bag. 4. Boy, are you hungry! 5. You're absolutely satisfied yet uncontrollably horny at the same time.
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