NAME: "Expecteria Trouserius" (Trouser Snake) SUCKING THE WOUND AFTER ATTACK: This method is the most popular with the victim, but so far has not been reported to have led to any success. MILKING THE SNAKE: 1. Place 4 fingers of the right hand around the neck of the reptile, with the thumb in the front. 2. Grip firmly and move the hand in an upwards and downwards motion. 3. This will result in the snake becoming highly aggressive and start spitting. 4. The time taken for this milking process depends entirely on the milker and the last time the snake attacked. 5. Once milked, the snake should be harmless for about 20 minutes.
A sailor has sex with a Hong Kong hooker and a week later he goes to a doctor because his penis has turned yellow, purple and green. The doctor takes a look and says, "Well, it's pretty bad. We'll have to amputate." "No way!", says the sailor. He runs out and thinks, "Hmm... Chinese girl - Chinese doctor." So, he goes to Chinatown and finds a Chinese herbalist. The herbalist takes a look. The sailor says, "Hey doc, the previous doctor said he'd have to amputate." Chinese herbalist said, "Oh no. No need amputate. Two - three days - fall off all by itself!"
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