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Sex Joke of the Day

 

Sex Joke of the Day

ADVERTISING BLOOPER: When American Airlines wanted to advertise its new leather first class seats in the Mexican market, it translated its "Fly In Leather" campaign literally, which meant "Fly Naked" (vuela en cuero) in Spanish! Frank Perdue's chicken slogan, "It takes a strong man to make a tender chicken" was translated into Spanish as "it takes an aroused man to make a chicken affectionate."

 
Yesterday's Sex Joke

A guy met this girl in a bar and asked, "May I buy you a drink?" "Okay. But it won't do you any good." A little later, he asks, "May I buy you another drink?" "Okay. But it won't do you any good." After a few more, he says, "You are the most beautiful thing I have ever seen. I want you for my wife." She says, "Oh, that's different. Send her to me, my address is ....."

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