A daily sex joke can brighten our days with that sparkle of sexual excitement... of course, not every joke appeals to everyone, but that is part of the fun, to anticipate a bit of sexual humor and be pleased or to be mildly disappointed by today's sex joke. Yesterday's sex joke is also provided, another daily dose of sexy humor for you.

Sex Joke of the Day


Sex Joke of the Day

Dating Language Forecasts: 1.Man gets in car without opening door for woman - no foreplay. 2.Can't hail a cab.- impotent. 3.Insists on going to a brand new restaurant - prefers virgins. 4.Insists on going to a brand new restaurant but gets lost on the way - is a virgin. 5. Takes too long deciding what to order - has trouble reaching orgasm.

Yesterday's Sex Joke

The wedding date was set and the groom's three pals -- a carpenter, an electrician and a dentist -- were deciding what pranks to play on the couple on their wedding night. The carpenter figured that sawing the slats of their bed would give them a chuckle or two. The electrician decided to wire the bed -- with alternating current, of course. The dentist wore a sly grin and promised it would be memorable. A few days later, each of the groomsmen received the following note: "Dear Friends, we didn't mind the bed slats being sawed. The electric shock was only a minor setback. But I swear to God almighty, I'm going to kill whoever put novacaine in the K-Y Jelly!"

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