A daily sex joke can brighten our days with that sparkle of sexual excitement... of course, not every joke appeals to everyone, but that is part of the fun, to anticipate a bit of sexual humor and be pleased or to be mildly disappointed by today's sex joke. Yesterday's sex joke is also provided, another daily dose of sexy humor for you.

Sex Joke of the Day

DISADVANTAGES OF THREESOMES: 1. Queen-sized beds are suddenly smaller than you remember them. 2. Trying to fit 3 names in the little heart when doodling in your notebook. 3. Morning breath multiplied by 3. You might discover homosexual tendencies you didn't suspect nor want. 4. You might discover homosexual tendencies in one of your friends you didn't suspect nor want. 5. You have the option of wrecking twice the normal number of relationships. 6. The odds of boyfriends/spouses walking in on you triple.

 

Yesterday's Sex Joke

QUICKIES: Q: Are birth control pills deductible? A: Only if they don't work. Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? A: If we don't get some support soon, people are going to think we're nuts. Q: What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster? A: A cock that stays up all night.

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