Dating Language Forecasts: 1.Drinks decaf - fakes orgasms. 2.Asks for detailed descriptions of desserts - needs you to talk dirty during sex. 3.Credit card is refused - low sperm count. 4.Undertips waiter - small penis. 5.Uses toothpick - is trying to tell you size isn't everything.
"I'll take the twelve pack of condoms please"... a young man explains to the pharmacist. "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's "the" night. We're having dinner with her parents, and then we're going out. And I've got a feeling I'm gonna get lucky after that. Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd better give me the 12 pack." Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give the blessing. He continues praying for many minutes. The girl leans over and says, "You never told me that you were such a religious person." He whispers back, "You never told me that your father was a pharmacist."
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