This man got his prescription for Viagra, and goes home to get ready for when his wife gets home. He calls her on the phone, and she says, "I'll be home in an hour." "Perfect," he replies. He takes the Viagra and waits. Well, an hour goes by, the man is ready to go, but no wife? She calls him on the phone and she says, "Traffic is terrible. I won't be there for about an hour and a half." The man, frustrated, calls his Doctor for advice. "What should I do?" he asks. The Doctor replied, "It would be a shame to waste it. Do you have a housekeeper around?" "Yes" the man replied. "Well, maybe you can occupy yourself with her instead?" said the Doctor. The man then replied with dismay, "But I don't need Viagra with the housekeeper..."
An old couple wanted to spice up their love life, so they decided to try some thing new. They had heard about oral sex and said " lets give it a try" so pa sat there and said "Screw you," a little later ma said "Screw you." then pa replied "Screw you" Ma sat there for a minute and replied back, "Screw you" Things got quiet for a bit and pa looks a ma and says "You know ma, this oral sex aint nothing like I thought it would be".
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