An old couple wanted to spice up their love life, so they decided to try some thing new. They had heard about oral sex and said " lets give it a try" so pa sat there and said "Screw you," a little later ma said "Screw you." then pa replied "Screw you" Ma sat there for a minute and replied back, "Screw you" Things got quiet for a bit and pa looks a ma and says "You know ma, this oral sex aint nothing like I thought it would be".
Bedroom Golf Rules: 1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play, normally one club and two balls. 2. Play on course must be approved by the owner of the hole. 3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out. 4. For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins.
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