A daily sex joke can brighten our days with that sparkle of sexual excitement... of course, not every joke appeals to everyone, but that is part of the fun, to anticipate a bit of sexual humor and be pleased or to be mildly disappointed by today's sex joke. Yesterday's sex joke is also provided, another daily dose of sexy humor for you.

Sex Joke of the Day

 

Sex Joke of the Day

DISADVANTAGES OF THREESOMES: 1. It can get really weird 2. Tougher for three people to decide on pizza toppings 3. Simultaneous orgasms are trickier to pull off 4. You may harbor paranoid thoughts that while you're in the bathroom, the other two are giggling over the pimple on your butt. 5. Trying to find safe places to put your elbows 6. You get to find out what kind of really sick things your friends like.

 
Yesterday's Sex Joke

QUICKIES: Q. Why is sex like a bridge game??? A. You don't need a partner if you have a good hand Q. What's the height of narcissistic conceit??? A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name Q. What's the definition of macho??? A. Jogging home from your own vasectomy Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common??? A. their balls are just for decoration

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