A young man joins the Air Force. He writes his father, saying that he is really frightened about the upcoming parachute exercises. A few months later he gets leave and goes home. His father askes, "So, how did the parachute jump go, Son?". Son replies, "Well, Dad, it came time for me to jump and I froze at the door. My drill Sgt. comes up behind me. He is a really big tough guy. He said to me that I had to either jump out of the plane or he was going to "do me" with his 12 incher!" Father says, "Well, Son, did you jump?". "Just a little at first", said the son.
WHEN IT COMES TO SEX: Landlords do it every 1st of the month. Mountain Climbers like to be on top. Pianists touch, tickle, and titilate! Pizza delivery men come in 30 minutes or it's free. Truckers do it in the road. Travel Agents do it in lots of different places. Waiters and waitresses do it for tips. Watch out for tennis players - love means nothing to them! Zoologists do it with animals.
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