A daily sex joke can brighten our days with that sparkle of sexual excitement... of course, not every joke appeals to everyone, but that is part of the fun, to anticipate a bit of sexual humor and be pleased or to be mildly disappointed by today's sex joke. Yesterday's sex joke is also provided, another daily dose of sexy humor for you.

Sex Joke of the Day

 

Sex Joke of the Day

Joey and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. Joey says, "Grandpa, I bet I can put that earthworm back in that hole." GF replies, "I'll bet you $5 you can't. It's too wiggly and limp to put back in that little hole." Joey runs into the house and comes back out with a can of hairspray. He sprays the worm until it is straight and stiff as a board. Then he stuffs the worm back into the hole. GF hands the little boy $5, grabs the hairspray and runs into the house. Thirty minutes later, GF comes back out and hands Joey another $5. Joey says, "Grandpa, you already gave me $5." GF replies, "I know. That's from your grandma."

 
Yesterday's Sex Joke

A guy comes home from work feeling bad about the day's activities. He lays down on the couch and ponders his actions. Like most of us, his conscience has two voices; that of his good moral side and that of his mischievous side. While staring at the ceiling, a voice in his head says "don't worry about it, a lot of doctors have sex with their patients." The man tosses and turns in reflection of his actions. Again the voice says "don't worry about it, a lot of doctors have sex with their patients." Feeling somewhat relieved, the man begins to relax and feel better about himself at which time another voice in his head says, "but you're a veterinarian."

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