Bedroom Golf Rules: 1. Players are strongly advised to get the owners permission before attempting to play the backside. 2. Slow play is encouraged, however, players should be prepared to proceed at a quicker pace at the owners request. 3. It is considered an outstanding performance, time permitting, to play the same hole several times in one match.
Three women always hang their laundry out in the backyard. Two of the women wonder why Sophie never has her laundry out on the days that it rains. "Say, Sophie, how come when it rains, your laundry is never out?" "Well," says Sophie, "when I wake up in the morning, I look over at Saul. If his penis is hanging over his right leg, I know it's going to be a great day, and I can hang out the wash. If his penis is hanging over his left leg, I know it's going to rain, so I don't hang out the wash." "What if he has an erection?" asks one of the women. "Honey," says Sophie, "on a day like that, you don't do the laundry."
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