| DAILY QUICK QUIP:GROANERS: What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic? Sanka. . . . and what kind of lettuce? Iceberg.
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TODAY'S WOMAN'S QUIP: Things children teach you: The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earth worms dizzy. It will however make cats dizzy. Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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| DAILY CHURCH QUIP: Church Bulletin Board Item: This evening at 7 P.M. there will be a hymn sing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
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