Q: How do you save a drowning lawyer? A: Throw him a rock.
Thought of the Day: Dwight D. Eisenhower... I like to believe that people in the long run are going to do more to promote peace than our governments.
Today's Offbeat News
TODAY'S WOMAN'S QUIP: THINGS WOMEN WOULD NEVER SAY: 1. What is the difference between men and E.T.? E.T. called home. 2. What does a man consider a seven course meal? A hot dog and a six-pack of beer.