DAILY QUICK QUIP:GROANERS: What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic? Sanka. . . . and what kind of lettuce? Iceberg.
Thought of the Day: Walter Winchell... Hollywood is a place where they place you under contract instead of under observation.
Today's Offbeat News
TODAY'S WOMAN'S QUIP: Things children teach you: The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earth worms dizzy. It will however make cats dizzy. Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
