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DAILY QUICK QUIP:WISDOM OF HOMER SIMPSON: "Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such."

Thought of the Day:    Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

 
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TODAY'S WOMAN'S QUIP: THINGS WOMEN WOULD NEVER SAY: 1. What is the thinnest book in the world? What Men Know About Women. 2. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. . . . . men will screw anything.

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