DAILY QUICK QUIP:An international conference toast saluting women- From the American: "To the women of the Eastern Hemisphere!" From the Chinese: "To the women of the Western Hemisphere!" From the Italian: "To the two hemispheres of women!"

Thought of the Day:    August Strindberg... I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.

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TODAY'S WOMAN'S QUIP: Things children teach you: If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing pound puppy underwear and a superman cape. It is strong enough, however, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20 by 20 foot room.

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