Welcome to the funny quote page, featuring humorous short quotes about life. The humor is never raunchy, but tends to be amusing, ironic, or a play on words. Other quotation pages here at zdaily are also often humorous takes on the vagaries of life. Two humorous/funny quotes are below... today's and yesterday's. Enjoy! Einstein Funny Quotes
Humorous/Funny Quote
Definition of Peace (n): In international affairs, a period of cheating between two periods of fighting Ambrose Bierce
Yesterday's Humorous Quote
I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: 'Checkout Time is 18 years.' Erma Bombeck
Definition of Peace (n): In international affairs, a period of cheating between two periods of fighting Ambrose Bierce
I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: 'Checkout Time is 18 years.' Erma Bombeck