Today's Thought: Dwight D. Eisenhower... I like to believe that people in the long run are going to do more to promote peace than our governments.
Q: How do you save a drowning lawyer? A: Throw him a rock.
Daily Church Quip
How many church singers does it take to change a light bulb? "Only one, but she'll need six weeks preparation and will get upset if you don't put her name in the bulletin."