|TODAY'S SEX JOKE: A woman walks into a drug store to buy tampons. She notices a group of tampons stacked on a table in corner with a sign on them saying, \"5 boxes for a dollar\" The woman just could not believe this price so she asked the clerk if it was correct. He said, \"Yes, five for a dollar.\" She said, \"That can\'t be right!\" Clerk says, \"Yes, it\'s correct. See here? Five boxes for a dollar, no strings attached.\"