|TODAY'S SEX JOKE: DISADVANTAGES OF THREESOMES: 1. It can get really weird 2. Tougher for three people to decide on pizza toppings 3. Simultaneous orgasms are trickier to pull off 4. You may harbor paranoid thoughts that while you\'re in the bathroom, the other two are giggling over the pimple on your butt. 5. Trying to find safe places to put your elbows 6. You get to find out what kind of really sick things your friends like.